HELLO · I · AM · A · PIT · BULL

FOR SOME TIME YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED THAT A PIT BULL WAS NOT USING THE INTERNET

A PIT BULL IS TRYING TO OBTAIN A MASTER'S DEGREE IN "BEING TOTALLY AWESOME"

AND A PH.D. IN "EATING LARGE QUANTITIES OF BUTTER"

THE THESIS WILL BE FANTASTIC

HOMPTH HOMPTH HOMPTH

ESKIMOES ARE LIKE ASIANS

EXCEPT THEY DO NOT LIKE CALCULUS

HELLO I AM A PIT BULL

A PIT BULL IS HAPPY TO BE AT LIVE JOURNAL

A PIT BULL HAS VERY IMPORTANT OPINIONS

A PIT BULL ENJOYS HAVING FUN EVERY DAY

A PIT BULL ENJOYS LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH

AND BRIGHTLY COLORED EVENING SUNSETS

OR AT LEAST I SUPPOSE

I MEAN I AM COLOR BLIND AFTER ALL